A Dream That's Worth Keeping

lokiarmygeneral:

A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.

codenamealice:

Spread this like wildfire.  

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

MARTHA KENT IS PREGNANT BUT I DON’T REMEMBER THAT IN THE FIRST RUN AND NOW I AM SCARED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

sherlocksdemonhuntingtimelord:

alegbra:

breaking news: illiterate people are actually trains in disguise. do not trust them

and now, the weather

I sat down to watch one episode while I ate lunch and that was 10 hours ago and I’m still here…

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

supernaturalapocalypse:

purgatorys-fallen-angel:

purgatorys-fallen-angel:

fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck 

WHY Do we think dean will be himself. He’s a demon.. hes probably gonna be chasing sam around the bunker with a hammer. 

guys, i found it. i hella predicted this. 

YOU ARE OUR NEW PROPHET

adventures-and-books:

cosmic-nine-year-old:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHEN OUR DRAMA TOUR WENT TO NEW YORK EVERYONE AT LEAST ONCE BOUGHT A MEDIUM 2 CHEESEBURGER MEAL TO SHARE WITH THEIR FRIEND BECAUSE IT’S SO FUCKING HUGE AND THE SMALLEST MEAL YOU COULD GET WAS A MEDIUM 2 CHEESEBURGER MEAL
WTF AMERICAN MCDONALDS WHY THE HELL DO YOU ONLY HAVE MEDIUM AND LARGE MEALS AND SELL TWO CHEESEBURGERS LITERALLY WHY?!!!

ARE YOU SERIOUS
I’m sorry but I see barely any difference between the American cup sizes too. Like, “Oh you want a small? Well that could be a medium or a large and it’d look the same”. The cups on the left are the ones we have in England too, and even the biggest drink over here is often too much for me to finish.

adventures-and-books:

cosmic-nine-year-old:

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

NO SERIOUSLY THOUGH, WHEN OUR DRAMA TOUR WENT TO NEW YORK EVERYONE AT LEAST ONCE BOUGHT A MEDIUM 2 CHEESEBURGER MEAL TO SHARE WITH THEIR FRIEND BECAUSE IT’S SO FUCKING HUGE AND THE SMALLEST MEAL YOU COULD GET WAS A MEDIUM 2 CHEESEBURGER MEAL

WTF AMERICAN MCDONALDS WHY THE HELL DO YOU ONLY HAVE MEDIUM AND LARGE MEALS AND SELL TWO CHEESEBURGERS LITERALLY WHY?!!!

ARE YOU SERIOUS

I’m sorry but I see barely any difference between the American cup sizes too. Like, “Oh you want a small? Well that could be a medium or a large and it’d look the same”. The cups on the left are the ones we have in England too, and even the biggest drink over here is often too much for me to finish.

ace-enjolras:

superwholock is the worst thing to happen to this site

unicornisms:

youngblackandvegan:

astoldbywhit:

youngblackandvegan:

nuttyproff:

Timing. 

hey, baby’s gotta eat
black mommy excellence

I don’t support breast feeding in public places. Sorry not sorry. I just think there is a time and place for everything.

the time is when the baby is hungry
and the place is where the mother is able to feed the baby
everyone is always critiquing black motherhood and here we have a black woman not only graduating but giving her baby the nourishment it needs 
i think there’s a time and place for your negativity
and it’s not now and it’s not on this picture

"a time and place for everything"????
would you have infants just starve then?
what is the “right time” for a baby to eat? babies don’t keep a calendar of appointments where they can pencil in feeding time when it suits people who aren’t them and their mothers. what the fuck is this.

unicornisms:

youngblackandvegan:

astoldbywhit:

youngblackandvegan:

nuttyproff:

Timing. 

hey, baby’s gotta eat

black mommy excellence

I don’t support breast feeding in public places. Sorry not sorry. I just think there is a time and place for everything.

the time is when the baby is hungry

and the place is where the mother is able to feed the baby

everyone is always critiquing black motherhood and here we have a black woman not only graduating but giving her baby the nourishment it needs 

i think there’s a time and place for your negativity

and it’s not now and it’s not on this picture

"a time and place for everything"????

would you have infants just starve then?

what is the “right time” for a baby to eat? babies don’t keep a calendar of appointments where they can pencil in feeding time when it suits people who aren’t them and their mothers. what the fuck is this.

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

akimiya:

I am a nightmare (2014) / 9pg / Akimiya Jun (tumblr)

Thank you for reading!  

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through