A Dream That's Worth Keeping
crowleys-dungeon:

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.



WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!

crowleys-dungeon:

deansdamnation:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

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WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

The sheepdog trials.

unamusedsloth:

Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.

The sheepdog trials.

meladoodle:

officialunitedstates:

you lost me at superwh

Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea

galaxie-flower:

disparatre:

Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves

Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls

YEAH WHATS WITH THAT

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes

sword-wielding-croatoan-angel:

kazehouse:

deneuveing:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

when bad countries also recognizes you are also a bad country

Totalitarian countries lecturing USA ? WOW, guys, you’re in big troubles.

Dudes…the Bad Guys are making fun of us…Wait…are we the bad guys?

ungratefullittleshit:

Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”

always-hex-cetera:

I think the only consistent punctuation on this site is the exclamation point in panic! at the disco

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*

sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun