I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life
I just fell out of my chair.
WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
Distracting enough for a kitten, a dog, and two chickens.
The sheepdog trials.
you lost me at superwh
Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea
Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves
Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls
YEAH WHATS WITH THAT
i’m just going to leave this here
when bad countries also recognizes you are also a bad countryTotalitarian countries lecturing USA ? WOW, guys, you’re in big troubles.
Dudes…the Bad Guys are making fun of us…Wait…are we the bad guys?
Times Tumblr Raised Serious Questions About “Harry Potter”
I think the only consistent punctuation on this site is the exclamation point in panic! at the disco
Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!
Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”
You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !
He’s…he’s my brother…
my anaconda don’t want none unless you got